You might be a homeschooler if
- you do schoolwork in jammies and use the back yard as your science lab.
- —BMcGonigal
those poor kids
- Your driving down the street, pass a public school and your child says, "look at all of those poor kids locked up inside of that school!"
- —Guest tammy in ca
You might be a homeschooling family if
- You see two cats mating on a stump and stop the car to watch and discuss...
- —Guest JJ
Politics
- If your kids know more about politics than many adults!
- —Guest Paula in Texas
You might be a homeschool family if...
- Your school dress code says "Shoes Optional." Or, if when asked what grade your child is in, the child answers 8th and 9th and they're 12 years old.
- —whichydigit
You might be a homeschool family if...
- You live in the country and your cat and dog bring you occasional "treasures" and you research to find out exactly what it used to be and get a brief anatomy lesson before disposing of it!
- —Guest Jen in TX
homeschool
- you tote around preserved dead animals for Biology dissection class.
- —Guest Kim
You might be a homeschooling family if..
- ...your kids beg to go to the science museum and the library every week ...your daughter wants a subscription to a nature magazine ...your kids organize their stuffed animals into what habitat they come from
- —crackedharp
barbie's house takes on a new purpose
- If you overhear your youngest daughters turning an old Barbie Hotel inheritied from a friend into a natural history museum with plans to add on a dinosaur exhibit & art gallery featuring Monet.
- —Guest mrs dani
you might be a homeschooler if......
- ~The walls and all the doors in your house are covered with posters instead of decorative framed art. Ours currently has times tables, flags of the world, world and country maps, sign language, Roman numerals, laws of motion, electrical circuits, Prime Ministers, simple machines and our latest art projects. ~the number of bookcases you own out number the total of all other pieces of furniture
- —Guest Dianne
History Class
- You can't make it through a movie without pointing out the historical inaccuracies.
- —Guest McKin
The Principal
- You take off for a teacher in-service day because the principal needs clean underwear, or the teacher gets to kiss the principal in the faculty lounge and no one gossips.
- —Guest McKin
Gifts
- You ask for, and get, a copier instead of a diamond tennis bracelet for your wedding anniversary.
- —Guest McKin
Drugs
- If your child gets drugs at school, it's probably Tylenol.
- —Guest McKin
PTA
- If you get caught talking to yourself, you can claim you're having a PTA meeting, or talking out loud to yourself is a parent/teacher conference.
- —Guest McKin
