by Preston:
This is why v-day is so icky,
From hugs to kisses to gals so, so picky.
We guys don't want much,
we just want to clutch,
the remote in our hands,
and not hand out diamond bands.
We'll give you some candy,
and go to a beach that is sandy.
We'll kiss ya,
and love ya,
and tell you you're grand.
Just...instead of the beach, we'd rather just buy you the sand.
We think v-Day's so icky
with girls that are picky.
We love ya but frankly,
we hate that big V,
on this big, mush day.
