by Michael:
Six people went to the cemetery at midnight. They touched a tombstone and then they saw a skeleton, but his bones had moved to different places on his body. Then an eyeball rolled out. Then, after that, the one year old went down to the cemetery.
Then all of them went to a haunted house. When they rang the doorbell for the haunted house, a little kangaroo came out. Then they pushed the little kangaroo to the ground, really slowly. Then, when they caught the little kangaroo on the ground, they turned it into dead people with a trick.
Then the ten year old said this, "Let's get into skeleton costumes because we are dead and, that way, people will not know we are dead." Then it was raining eyeballs that glowed in the dark. Then all of their skeleton costumes came off and everyone realized that they were really dead people!
Then when they sucked their thumbs, they turned into real people. Then the nine year old was wearing a diaper while he sucked his thumb.
They all went down into a tunnel, but they could not see anything. Then they all fell down in the tunnel because there was a hole in the tunnel. Then the one year old came back. Then she (the one year old) fell down in the tunnel. Then they all said, "eek, ooh, eek, ooh, eek!"
Then, when they got out of the tunnel, they saw dead people. One of the dead people turned into Frankenstein. They fell down into a fire, so they grabbed a wet cord that was nearby, and they all were electrocuted. Then they saw a giant spider with 100 legs. Then they killed it. Then, they all died; all of the six people who killed the spider died.
The End--or is it?