by Michael:
The elves were supposed to make the toys at the North Pole. After they were all done making the toys at the North Pole, they gave the toys to everybody. Then, after they gave the toys to everybody, it was time for the round-up.
It was a battle; who was going to win--Santa or Rudolph? They both had the big muscles. They were so strong, their shirts came off. Then they had really tiny pants on. Then Rudolph did a Rudolph kick and Rudolph missed Santa. Then Santa hit Rudolph and Rudolph won. (The battle was whoever gets hurt the most wins.)
Then they had an eating contest. They ate cookies, cookies, cookies. Rudolph ate 3,000. Santa ate 2,000 and Santa won. (3,000 is bigger than 2,000, but the one who ate the least won.)
Then four different flavors of ice cream came out of Rudolph's ears. Then two dozen different ice cream flavors came out of Santa's ears. Then Rudolph won because he had the least different flavors of ice cream coming out of his ears.
Rudolph told Santa, "I will win again next time, Santa Claus."
The End
